I appreciate their effort and ingenuity, but much like getting into drag, most of the fun is in the preparation with your friends. Sandoval says that because they dressed in drag for Schwartz’s bachelor party, they have to dress as something for Jax’s, so they take a page right out of my husband’s favorite movie, Jackass, and go as gross, greasy old dudes. Instead they have Hollywood-grade old man prosthetics applied and show up as Hal, Maurice, Nico, and Luke (who “loves shoes”). I know that Lala and Adriana were very happy to be all around those bulbous racks and posteriors, but do straight girls really have fun at lady strip clubs? Is this just them buying into the patriarchy and pretending to be cool with strippers just to make their guys happy? I mean, I love strippers too, but after an hour at a lady strip club, I just want to go to 7-Eleven and get some Chex Mix and sit on the couch and watch Schitt’s Creek on Netflix.Īnyway, the guys show up at the strip club, but they are not dressed as Jax, Tom, Tom, and Beau. The girls then leave dinner and go to E11even, a strip club that features only female dancers, where they are going to meet the guys. Brittany says of the fight, “That got negative very fastly,” and that, right there, is the reason that I can never hate Brittany even though she makes worse decisions than post-9/11 Rudy Giuliani. Well, it is one in a string of her special days that will end immediately after her honeymoon when she realizes that she will forever be married to Jax Taylor and “special” is pretty much over forever. Secondly, as the fight continues and Katie and Stassi continue spitting venom at Kristen, Brittany calls it off because it is her special day. Guys, did we realize at the time how awful Katie’s Monica Geller haircut was? I mean, the volume on that thing is enough to drown out a jet engine.
The first is that Kristen says to Katie, “I was always there for you when Tom was cheating on you all the time” and we got a flashback of Kristen, Katie, and Tom talking about cheating. As this episode starts the Vanderpump Rules kids (original recipe) are in Miami still in the middle of fighting about whether Kristen belongs with Carter, even though we all know the answer is no.
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